Hi. If you’re reading these words, then you’ve likely seen my astrology ad and you’re interested in trying to buy what I’m selling.. or at minimum curious about what I’m offering.. what my swindle is.. Well, I guess I’d better make these words count. What I’m selling is time - time for you, time for whatever, "my" time..
That, those, *and*: the potentiality of greater well-ness. Words. Thoughts. Pieces of me, possibilities of you.
As is true for many folks, the work I am offering here isn’t necessarily something a prior instance of myself would’ve expected this present version to be doing.. so then why am I?
Mainly because multiple instances of fate/destiny have led me to this place. Here are a few details:
I enjoy people, and talking with people.
I have gotten good at using words.
Astrology liberated a large part of my psyche from a thought prison erected by well-meaning people around me during my upbringing. Critically, I acted as the guard and preservationist of that prison because I did not have an architectural alternative. Astrology provides many alternatives, which I would love to share with the curious.
I have studied many kinds of astrology and numerology over the years and have developed my own methods for interpreting personality by blending these ideas in ways I think are shocking and exciting, even to those with existing familiarity with those subjects. I use the ides of many who precede me in wide-ranging, yet succinct, synthesis.
It is important for me to further my acquisition of money at present as I have bills, family to provide for, etc.. (you know the sitch)
As pertains to #5 above - doing astrological counseling is not something I enter into lightly; in some ways I “don’t want” to do this (as it has a very loose, yet demanding quality in my mind - the info can be appraised as ambiguous yet when money comes into play expectation also comes into play, and let’s be honest, the subject matter isn’t very superficial here.. we’re talking about essentials, foundations of the very existence and Being). It’s a lot.
Nonetheless (as pertains to #6), I understand that I have something transformational and empowering to offer, so I straighten the spine of my courage and foray in. I value this information, and in honor and gratitude, I elect to participate in it.
Okay, now that that’s out of the way, what exactly is it that I’m offering?
Well - What I'm offering relates to the seven points above, but, more specifically, point number four; I am offering to look at your birth data and hone in on some specific items that seem powerful, insightful, significant within the context of the astrological + numerological matrix my many years of interest have affirmed.
As I mention above, much of this does have to do with me as I will be the assessor and relayer of information between principles of these esoteric studies (western and eastern astrology as well as a couple numerological frameworks), and you. My ability to communicate is a factor. My history in working with these subjects is my guide. The only thing I can really tell you now about what you will get, is that it's all mostly available in various books and websites already, if you prefer to do the digging yourself. In a way, you could accurately think of me as a bit of an "esoteric studies" librarian, which is exactly how I think you should. My personal aim is to provide you with what seem to be (to me) the most intense aspects of your chart, basically as a librarian or reporter. Sometimes astrology will tell you "you life is hard in this way," and I don't want that to be thought of as my opinion. What I'm aiming to do is bring you the things that stand out the most from within the framework of our time+money arrangement. For example, if I were to meet you and you were 6'8" tall and wearing a bright yellow velvet robe and rollerskates, holding a leash connected to an alligator in one hand and a singing lollipop in the other, and someone asked me to describe three qualities about you, I might have to leave out the bit about you being 6'8". Depending on the tunefulness of the lollipop. If you'd've been 7' though, the lollipop might not have even had a chance..
So that's a bit of a preposterous metaphor, but I think you get the point - I'll be bound by some of my own predilections, but I'm also hoping you notice I'm confident I can paint a useful picture. Maybe you already know something about astrology? I'm a Capricorn Metal Rooster myself. Chart signature is Libra, Sun in the 10th house. You can still email me anyway, whoever you are. Let's talk about what you're looking for and we'll see if I can serve you.
Thanks for sharing the Time with me *O_O*
(Things I'll look for specifically in your chart will probably go in this order: Western Sun Sign/Moon/Ascendant/Aspects/House Positions; Eastern Animal Year, Day, Hour, Month; Indian Psychic and Destiny Numbers; Chaldean Name and DOB Numerology; Various interpretations of synthesis of Western Sun, Ascendant and Chart Signature signs with Eastern Year and Day signs... basically I'll just be comparing all of these things and looking to point out maybe 5-10 items of apparent/imho significance - as many as time permits.)
* ^^ that’s what I’ll be doing, so please do not email me to ask what I would do lol. *
so, without further ado:
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